Selamat Hari Raya & Maaf Zahir dan Batin

I design this image last year as 1 of my assignment in electronic publishing..

this assignment required us to created a Hari Raya Card..

This image also a tribute to South Park..one of my all time favorite cartoon..

Dilbert 07

Hehehe..now I know the fine line between management n not management..

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are sellingWINDOWS?


taken from http://today-joke.blogspot.com/

Quote from Honey & Clover..

They say falling in love makes girls beautiful, but..

..it just turns guys into clowns

into sad, pathetic clowns..

Takumi Mayama (Honey & Clover)

A very interesting story..I seen the manga, the anime, the movie & the drama too..

I guess I just another die hard fan of Honey & Clover..

huhuhu..

Dilbert 06

After seeing thousand of Dilbert sketch..

sometimes I wonders..

Is this really happening in the real world?

How to spend RM1K..

My top 5 wishlist

1. Dumbell

2. Shoes

3. Pay my hp bill

4. Shirt

5. New car stereo

Hmmm..I wonder..

will all this wishlist came true?

Fact about food

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

100 POINTER

At last..after hundred of money & hour wasted..
I reach the level 100..
next goal level 200.. (-.-)"'