Monday, April 26, 2010

Funny quote

1.Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride

2.Strangers have the best candy

3.People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

4.When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

5.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

6.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

7.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

8.With a calendar, your days are numbered

9.The older you get, the better you realize you were

10.Time is what keeps everything from happening at once

11.Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

12.I'm only in non-profits for the money

13.On the other hand, you have different fingers.

14.How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

15.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

16.If a #2 Pencil is so Popular, then why is it still #2?

17.If no one is perfect does that mean I do not exist?

18.I'm only wearing black untill they make something darker

19.My friends say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure

20.If I agreed with you , we'd both be wrong

21.I started with nothing and still have most of it left

22.Don't talk to me while I'm talking to myself

23.I used to have a plaque that said a messy room was a sign of genius... but I lost it

24.I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them

25.By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends

26.Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

27.Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it

28Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark

29.A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries

30.Why is the alphabet in that order? is it because of that song?

31.If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

32.What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

The BIG why

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not
enough money?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?

10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

17. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

18. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when
we complained about the heat in Summer?

19. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

p/s : from now I will numbered everything..

Monday, April 12, 2010

Don't do anything unnecessary

Can you decipher the deeper meaning?
Based on my perspective, the Duck refer to the authority figures..

taken from

Monday, April 5, 2010

Wake up rabbit!!

Wake up rabbit!!

it's an insult to a turtle..
to see a rabbit pretend to be a turtle..
because a turtle can't pretend to be a turtle..

hurry up and finish the race
the turtle don't want to see the rabbit
because the rabbit only remind the turtle

something that the turtle can never have..