curiousity kill the cat i guess..

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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.leed.

You always do me a favor, when you shut up!

If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.

You go girl! And don’t come back.

if you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever

Your passport looks like some horror-booth application.

You sound better with your mouth closed.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victems he intends to eat until he eats them.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

If at first you don't succeed, try something easier

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

I get the feeling this couple day will be a very hard knock life for me..

How do I know it?

for a start..someone trying to manipulate me into doing her dirty work...

then my car got towed by the authorities..

to finish it up..my pedal gas suddenly start to act on itself while I was driving more than 100km/j..

Seriously, it very creeeepy n life & death matter..

Feel like I'm in 1 of the Final Destination movies..

thank god nothing happen...yet..

tomorrow will be a long day ahead..

Finish this post with a quote from Scary Movie II

"My lord..Please help me to release this demon!!!"

OMG!!

Today I accidentally hit a cat with my car..

Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.

If you have a clear mind, you don't get to think

To be a successful person, you need to succeed

A person who writes a law has never experienced it before

If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing

If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee

Never teach a pig to sing. It waste your time and annoys the Pig.

a winner should quit, a quitter is sure to win

Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is nothing but competence in incompetency

Coincedence doesn not exist, everything happens for a random reason

If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going

The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.

If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

The future is like now, only longer

A smoking pipe gives a wise man something to think about, and a fool something to stick in his mouth

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience

Read this strip..n thing again before u started asking ppl for assistance..

In a movie a single Ninja is an unstoppable semi-immortal and mysterious killing machine. As their number increases the ninja progressively becomes more of a bumbling fumbling idiot. Also applies to thugs, mobsters, gangs and superheroes.

The things that neither you nor I can do, no matter how hard we try..

there are monsters in this world that can do it in two minutes

Last moth, for some reason suddenly my internet start to crash tremendously. So I have to call the call center. The call center person stated that my wireless broadband package volume quota is 3 GB. The call center person added that I had exceed the volume quota available which is recorded 7 GB under my account.

Thus, I will experiencing low internet connection, stability until next month arrive when the whole volume quota system will reset and start from zero. The call center person also recommended me to not exceed the quota or otherwise I will experience low connectivity again.

Hence, as this month began. I start to monitor my data usage carefully so I won't exceed the volume quota. As I started to monitor my data usage, I also do a little research regarding this whole internet connection stuff. Upon my discovery, I stumbled upon many amazing facts which I want to share with everyone.

List of all our local service provider

(Noted that the actual amount might vary from what stated below)

As you can see, this is pretty much all the broadband provider within Malaysia. I'm using Maxis wireless broadband right now. The 3GB Volume Quota with RM98 monthly charge (minus RM10 because I'm postpaid user).

I'm sure you are comparing all the package available right now. And all you can think like "My plan is not bad after all..", "What is this kid trying to do..", "I wonder if I should change my broadband package..", "Is this for real...

Unfortunately, I cannot tell you due to the time constraint..

I'm sorry I have to stop here right now..

stay tuned for Part 2 of this...

wkwkwkwkwkw....

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Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

You cannot force Murphy's Law to happen and you can't use it in reverse.

When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does.

Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.

Think about it, complete the circle.

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.

The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo

The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.

A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.

If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you'll push it to that distance.

If it looks good,

And it taste good,

And it feels good,

There has got to be something wrong some where,

So be careful.

Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way

When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later.

The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

If something is likely to happen AND desirable, it won't happen.

Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four.

If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.

Laws are like a spider web, in that it snares the poor and weak while the rich and powerful brake them.

Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong.

If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.

If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong.

The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.

Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes.

Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security.

If everything seems great, its already gone wrong.

The only time you're right, is when its about being wrong.

The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees its wrong.

If for some reason Murphy's Law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.

The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible

Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.

Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you.

You can't expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected

If you lose something that is replaceable (textbooks, clothing etc) as soon as you buy a replacement the original will surface.

Better to be a pessimist than an optimist because when you say the glass is half empty it will have to be refilled

When things are going right, you won't notice

And we'll end this page with something optimistic (don't hit me).

Don't worry about Murphy's Law, you know it's gonna happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!

All this Murphy's law are taken from

I just found my new favorite quote..

taken from Murphy's war law

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original source

Everybody need to know that there always an exception to the rule..

So I decided to be a Mr Nice Guy and send friends of mine to their hostel..

Unfortunately, it all just remain a nice thought..

This is because I cannot send them to their hostel because we been blocked by the security guard. Just a moment away before I could drive in, the security guard quickly close the gate as a clear signal that STUDENT CANNOT ENTER THE HOSTEL AREA USING VEHICLE!!!

I totally understand that rule, I'm not some loon who couldn't understand something so simple. We are undergraduate for god sake. But then, all I ask is just an exception to the rule. All I wanted to do is just send a few guy to their hostels. Is it too much to ask?

I always follow the rules, I completely understand that rules are made to simplify our life. But sometimes we need to ignore the rules. Focus on the people. This whole situation reminds me of the Terminal movie with Tom Hanks as their lead role. The situation when a stranger brought a medicine for his dad but he didn't have paper because he didn't know. The supervisor follow the rule & end up being a total jackass.

This is just a friendly reminder to all people, especially to law enforcer and people with authority. Follow the rules, and remember there always exception to the rules.