Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.
If you have a clear mind, you don't get to think
To be a successful person, you need to succeed
A person who writes a law has never experienced it before
If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing
If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee
Never teach a pig to sing. It waste your time and annoys the Pig.
a winner should quit, a quitter is sure to win
Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is nothing but competence in incompetency
Coincedence doesn not exist, everything happens for a random reason
If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going
The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.
If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.
The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.
The future is like now, only longer
A smoking pipe gives a wise man something to think about, and a fool something to stick in his mouth
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience