Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Nice Quote

Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.

If you have a clear mind, you don't get to think

To be a successful person, you need to succeed

A person who writes a law has never experienced it before

If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing

If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee

Never teach a pig to sing. It waste your time and annoys the Pig.

a winner should quit, a quitter is sure to win

Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is nothing but competence in incompetency

Coincedence doesn not exist, everything happens for a random reason

If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going

The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.

If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

The future is like now, only longer

A smoking pipe gives a wise man something to think about, and a fool something to stick in his mouth

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience

Monday, November 16, 2009

Dilbert 08

Read this strip..n thing again before u started asking people for assistance..

Something so obvious..

In a movie a single Ninja is an unstoppable semi-immortal and mysterious killing machine. As their number increases the ninja progressively becomes more of a bumbling fumbling idiot. Also applies to thugs, mobsters, gangs and superheroes.

Kurosagi quote

The things that neither you nor I can do, no matter how hard we try..
there are monsters in this world that can do it in two minutes

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Broadband with extra savings (Part 1)

Last moth, for some reason suddenly my internet start to crash tremendously. So I have to call the call center. The call center person stated that my wireless broadband package volume quota is 3 GB. The call center person added that I had exceed the volume quota available which is recorded 7 GB under my account.

Thus, I will experiencing low internet connection, stability until next month arrive when the whole volume quota system will reset and start from zero. The call center person also recommended me to not exceed the quota or otherwise I will experience low connectivity again.

Hence, as this month began. I start to monitor my data usage carefully so I won't exceed the volume quota. As I started to monitor my data usage, I also do a little research regarding this whole internet connection stuff. Upon my discovery, I stumbled upon many amazing facts which I want to share with everyone.

List of all our local service provider
(Noted that the actual amount might vary from what stated below)

As you can see, this is pretty much all the broadband provider within Malaysia. I'm using Maxis wireless broadband right now. The 3GB Volume Quota with RM98 monthly charge (minus RM10 because I'm postpaid user).

I'm sure you are comparing all the package available right now. And all you can think like "My plan is not bad after all..", "What is this kid trying to do..", "I wonder if I should change my broadband package..", "Is this for real...

Unfortunately, I cannot tell you due to the time constraint..
I'm sorry I have to stop here right now..
stay tuned for Part 2 of this...

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Murphy's Law

Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

You cannot force Murphy's Law to happen and you can't use it in reverse.

When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does.

Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.
Think about it, complete the circle.

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.

The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo

The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.

A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.

If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you'll push it to that distance.

If it looks good,
And it taste good,
And it feels good,
There has got to be something wrong some where,
So be careful.

Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way

When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later.

The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

If something is likely to happen AND desirable, it won't happen.

Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four.

If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.

Laws are like a spider web, in that it snares the poor and weak while the rich and powerful brake them.

Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong.

If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.

If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong.

The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.

Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes.

Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security.

If everything seems great, its already gone wrong.

The only time you're right, is when its about being wrong.

The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees its wrong.

If for some reason Murphy's Law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.

The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible

Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.

Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you.

You can't expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected

If you lose something that is replaceable (textbooks, clothing etc) as soon as you buy a replacement the original will surface.

Better to be a pessimist than an optimist because when you say the glass is half empty it will have to be refilled

When things are going right, you won't notice

And we'll end this page with something optimistic (don't hit me).
Don't worry about Murphy's Law, you know it's gonna happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!

All this Murphy's law are taken from

New favorite quote..

I just found my new favorite quote..

"The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his superior skill"

taken from Murphy's war law


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