Taken from http://www.motifake.com/ and
http://www.motivationaltwist.com/
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Demotivational Poster Part 3
Taken from http://www.motifake.com/ and
http://www.motivationaltwist.com/
Love
Is working and living with a family in their restaurant
Slowly falling in love with their daughter
But despite being there for 4 years
Never telling her your true feelings
It is taking bushwalks and going to the movies
Wanting, yearning for some contact with the woman you love
Taking so much pleasure in the simple brushing past of hands
But never extending yours to take hers
It is watching while she has boyfriends come and go
It is taking her to dancing classes as her friend and partner
It is helping her with her art
But all the while keeping your secret
Love is moving away to another place
And losing contact with the woman you love
It is e-mailing her on her birthday and Valentines Day
because that is the only contact details you have for her
It is praising her work as an artist
Watching her grow and mature
And receiving the plaudits of her peers
It is going to her exhibitions
Even though she is not there
It is thinking of her every day and night
And then after 15 years apart
It is seeing her in a crowded supermarket
and feeling the beat of your heart quicken
and hearing angels singing in your ears
For you have seen her, in person after so long
It is a gentle kiss on the cheek
A warm embrace
It is taking those few seconds
And wishing they could last forever
It is polite conversation
And having to say Goodbye
Love is Pain
Love is Joy
Love is an unstoppable force
Love is still not telling her how you feel
but leaving that short moment after so long
and promising yourself it won't be the last
Slowly falling in love with their daughter
But despite being there for 4 years
Never telling her your true feelings
It is taking bushwalks and going to the movies
Wanting, yearning for some contact with the woman you love
Taking so much pleasure in the simple brushing past of hands
But never extending yours to take hers
It is watching while she has boyfriends come and go
It is taking her to dancing classes as her friend and partner
It is helping her with her art
But all the while keeping your secret
Love is moving away to another place
And losing contact with the woman you love
It is e-mailing her on her birthday and Valentines Day
because that is the only contact details you have for her
It is praising her work as an artist
Watching her grow and mature
And receiving the plaudits of her peers
It is going to her exhibitions
Even though she is not there
It is thinking of her every day and night
And then after 15 years apart
It is seeing her in a crowded supermarket
and feeling the beat of your heart quicken
and hearing angels singing in your ears
For you have seen her, in person after so long
It is a gentle kiss on the cheek
A warm embrace
It is taking those few seconds
And wishing they could last forever
It is polite conversation
And having to say Goodbye
Love is Pain
Love is Joy
Love is an unstoppable force
Love is still not telling her how you feel
but leaving that short moment after so long
and promising yourself it won't be the last
Friday, June 10, 2011
Goodbye
I hate saying goodbye to other people because seems to me that we will never meet again.
So when when its time for us to be apart, all I can say is see you later.
It's only because I really really hope that we could have another day cause I so much left to say, maybe I'll tell u everything.
So when when its time for us to be apart, all I can say is see you later.
It's only because I really really hope that we could have another day cause I so much left to say, maybe I'll tell u everything.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Demotivational Poster Part 2
Taken from http://www.motifake.com/ and
http://www.motivationaltwist.com/
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Demotivational Poster Part 1
Taken from http://www.motifake.com/ and
http://www.motivationaltwist.com/
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Science Fact
1. Raindrops are not shaped like a teardrop (as they are almost always depicted in drawings) – they are actually spherical.
2. When something “sublimes” it turns directly into a gas from a solid – bypassing the liquid state. This is what would happen if you throw dry-ice into a fire.
3. Gorillas sleep in nests – they weave together soft foliage and bent branches from trees. Males tend to like sleeping on the ground while females like to have their nests in trees.
4. Champagne doesn’t fizz because of carbon dioxide – it fizzes because of dirt or dust. In a completely smooth glass with no dust molecules in it, champagne would be completely still.
5. Most digestion occurs, not in the stomach, but in the small intestine. This may be the reason that a person can be bulimic whilst still staying fat.
6. The red juice that comes out of rare steak is not blood – it is myoglobin a close relative of blood. Almost all the blood has been removed from a steak by the time it hits the market.
7. Plastic bags are better than paper bags for the environment. The manufacturing process that makes paper bags requires far more energy than that which produces plastic. Recycling paper bags takes more energy than recycling plastic, and paper bags take up more space in a landfill. Because landfills are usually airtight beneath the surface, paper and plastic are equally bad at biodegrading.
8. Polar bears are fascinating creatures. Their fur is transparent (not white), their skin is black (not white), and when kept in warm humid environments, their fur can turn green from algae.
9. Pet allergies are usually not allergies to fur but allergies to the animal’s dead skin, saliva, or waste matter. Regularly cleaning pets can dramatically reduce allergies.
10. The tongue map is a lie – you can taste all tastes on all parts of the tongue. The tongue map is derived from a discredited German paper from 1901.
11. When you hold a shell to your ear to hear the sea, the sound you hear is actually your own blood rushing through your veins! You can use any cup shaped object to hear this effect.
12. When you are alive, your brain is pink. When you die, it turns grey. While we describe the brain as “gray matter” and “white matter”, this is not a true description of its color.
13. Mercury, the fascinating liquid metal is not the only liquid metal. Gallium (Ga – pictured above) is solid at room temperature but will melt if held in your hand, caesium (Cs), and francium (Fr) – the second rarest naturally occurring element, can also be liquid at or near room temperature.
14. Dolphins don’t drink water – if they drank sea water it would make them ill and potentially kill them. They get all of their liquid needs through the foods they eat.
15. The Soviet Union was the first country to have a spacecraft on the moon – not the Unites States. In 1959, Luna 2 was the first craft to crash-land on the moon. In February, 1966, Luna 9 was the first soft-landed craft on the moon which relayed back pictures. Four months later, the United States landed its first craft on the moon (Surveyor I).
Taken from http://listverse.com/2011/01/03/15-science-factlets-you-dont-know/
2. When something “sublimes” it turns directly into a gas from a solid – bypassing the liquid state. This is what would happen if you throw dry-ice into a fire.
3. Gorillas sleep in nests – they weave together soft foliage and bent branches from trees. Males tend to like sleeping on the ground while females like to have their nests in trees.
4. Champagne doesn’t fizz because of carbon dioxide – it fizzes because of dirt or dust. In a completely smooth glass with no dust molecules in it, champagne would be completely still.
5. Most digestion occurs, not in the stomach, but in the small intestine. This may be the reason that a person can be bulimic whilst still staying fat.
6. The red juice that comes out of rare steak is not blood – it is myoglobin a close relative of blood. Almost all the blood has been removed from a steak by the time it hits the market.
7. Plastic bags are better than paper bags for the environment. The manufacturing process that makes paper bags requires far more energy than that which produces plastic. Recycling paper bags takes more energy than recycling plastic, and paper bags take up more space in a landfill. Because landfills are usually airtight beneath the surface, paper and plastic are equally bad at biodegrading.
8. Polar bears are fascinating creatures. Their fur is transparent (not white), their skin is black (not white), and when kept in warm humid environments, their fur can turn green from algae.
9. Pet allergies are usually not allergies to fur but allergies to the animal’s dead skin, saliva, or waste matter. Regularly cleaning pets can dramatically reduce allergies.
10. The tongue map is a lie – you can taste all tastes on all parts of the tongue. The tongue map is derived from a discredited German paper from 1901.
11. When you hold a shell to your ear to hear the sea, the sound you hear is actually your own blood rushing through your veins! You can use any cup shaped object to hear this effect.
12. When you are alive, your brain is pink. When you die, it turns grey. While we describe the brain as “gray matter” and “white matter”, this is not a true description of its color.
13. Mercury, the fascinating liquid metal is not the only liquid metal. Gallium (Ga – pictured above) is solid at room temperature but will melt if held in your hand, caesium (Cs), and francium (Fr) – the second rarest naturally occurring element, can also be liquid at or near room temperature.
14. Dolphins don’t drink water – if they drank sea water it would make them ill and potentially kill them. They get all of their liquid needs through the foods they eat.
15. The Soviet Union was the first country to have a spacecraft on the moon – not the Unites States. In 1959, Luna 2 was the first craft to crash-land on the moon. In February, 1966, Luna 9 was the first soft-landed craft on the moon which relayed back pictures. Four months later, the United States landed its first craft on the moon (Surveyor I).
Taken from http://listverse.com/2011/01/03/15-science-factlets-you-dont-know/
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