Monday, April 26, 2010

Funny quote

1.Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride

2.Strangers have the best candy

3.People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

4.When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

5.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

6.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

7.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

8.With a calendar, your days are numbered

9.The older you get, the better you realize you were

10.Time is what keeps everything from happening at once

11.Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

12.I'm only in non-profits for the money

13.On the other hand, you have different fingers.

14.How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

15.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

16.If a #2 Pencil is so Popular, then why is it still #2?

17.If no one is perfect does that mean I do not exist?

18.I'm only wearing black untill they make something darker

19.My friends say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure

20.If I agreed with you , we'd both be wrong

21.I started with nothing and still have most of it left

22.Don't talk to me while I'm talking to myself

23.I used to have a plaque that said a messy room was a sign of genius... but I lost it

24.I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them

25.By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends

26.Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

27.Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it

28Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark

29.A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries

30.Why is the alphabet in that order? is it because of that song?

31.If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

32.What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

The BIG why

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not
enough money?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?

10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

17. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

18. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when
we complained about the heat in Summer?

19. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?





p/s : from now I will numbered everything..

Monday, April 12, 2010

Don't do anything unnecessary

Can you decipher the deeper meaning?
Based on my perspective, the Duck refer to the authority figures..


taken from ThadGuy.com

Monday, April 5, 2010

Wake up rabbit!!

Wake up rabbit!!

it's an insult to a turtle..
to see a rabbit pretend to be a turtle..
because a turtle can't pretend to be a turtle..

hurry up and finish the race
the turtle don't want to see the rabbit
because the rabbit only remind the turtle

something that the turtle can never have..

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Malaysian don't like book?

Normally, I would avoid post blog contain any hostility with any organization.. especially organization within Malaysia. This is because I deeply love and respect my country. (Now all rise for the National Anthem)

However, this particular organization had overstepped the boundary. So I will do what I need to do.

Last Tuesdays, I saw an article being post all over my campus. Like a crocodile to avoid its prey, so I take a peek at the article. The article entitled “Tiada orang baca buku di Stesen LRT, tren, komuter, bas dan tumpuan umum” translated “ Nobody reading at LRT station, train, commuter, public carrier & public places” written by Rosalinda Md.Said for Utusan newspaper.

Or you can simple read it here (if you can read in Malay Language) http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/info.asp?y=2010&dt=0222&pub=Utusan_Malaysia&sec=Laporan_Khas&pg=lk_01.htm

The whole article consist of their founding regarding why nobody read book at LRT station, train, commuter, public carrier & public places. They say Malaysians simple don’t read book because they don’t like book.

I just can’t tolerate with this statement. Are they drunk when they stated this? Obviously they are also doesn’t like book because their statement is way too outrageous. Many people know that books are equivalent to knowledge or wisdom. It almost like saying Malaysians doesn’t like knowledge.

So hypothetically, based on their theory,
Every day I don’t eat bread because I don’t like bread.
Or, I don’t wear Baju Melayu because I don’t like Baju Melayu.
Or, I don’t go to government agencies because I don’t like government.
I don’t watch television programme because I don’t like television programme.
I don’t go to school because I don’t like school.
I don’t take public carrier because I don’t like public carrier.

The last is true because I don’t like public carrier due to bad experiences, but the rest is a wrong tautology.

Just because I don’t eat bread doesn’t mean I dislike them, this is because I just prefer rice. I’m Asian for god sake. I don’t go to government agencies because I don’t have any business with them, not because I hate them. I don’t go to school simply because I already 22 years old. Not because I don’t like them. The point is, there are many other factor need to be consider to make a correct judgement.

Now, let me answer the article big question.
Why nobody reading at LRT station, train, commuter, public carrier & public places.

Well hello..of course you will find nobody or less people reading book in public carrier.
First of all, they do the survey in high population area. The place is not suitable, have you been in any public carrier in KL areas. The place is way too crowded. How I supposed to read when there like 9 other people squeezing me. How I’m supposed to read a sad novel when people will watch me and wondering why am I crying? If I read a comedy novel, how I supposed to laugh regarding joke in the novel without other people suspecting me for laughing at themselves. How I supposed to focus reading educational book with the buzzing and revving all around me. Not to mention the LRT announcer speaking.

Nevertheless, the main reason why I don’t read in public carrier is because the public carrier is moving. What if I missed my destination? Will the public carrier be kind enough to reverse and drop me? Besides, I easily feel not comfortable when reading something in public carrier. It will be much better to read at my cozy home uninterrupted and without feeling nausea every 5 minutes.

Beside, the gap to reading is too short. Let say I want to go to Masjid Jamek from Setiawangsa. It will be like half an hour gap. Is it really a good idea to bring a book with me? What happen when it start raining? Do I wish my precious book to be soaked in rain because I want to read every minute I can grab of?

How about at the bus stop, why nobody reading in the bus stop? Obvious because they are waiting for the bus to arrived. “Crap, I missed my bus because I too concentrate reading my joyful book. Never mind, I just wait another 30 minutes” or “Let’s go kids, take your favorite book and let’s all headed bus stop to sit there and read. Never mind all the carbon monoxide, smoke or dirt that deteriorates your health or the book. Don’t bother about other people who actually waiting for bus. Don’t be intimidated by their stare because we sit at their place.”

Then the writer goes to higher learning education places. Shockingly, the writer doesn’t find any undergraduate read book between classes or while waiting their friends. ROTF, “Hurm, there are like another one hour before my class start. Let’s read a book while ignoring the lack of glucose in my brain drain from 3 hour lecture this morning”. Let me give you a little head up, when we concentrate on something, our brain glucose will reduce gradually. Our brain can suffer damage if the glucose is way too low. Thus, subconsciously our body will stop us from focusing to avoid more glucose lose. This explains why we easily distracted and felling drowsy during the class. In drowsy mode, unconsciously we will lay down our head to fill up glucose to our brain. In addition, the average time people have before distracted are roughly 15 minutes. How to avoid these low glucose syndrome? The quick answer is sweet thing such as chocolate because sweet thing contain high glucose. But be careful because unutilized glucose will be stored in fat format in case we need quick glucose fixed. This also explained why sweet stuff fatten people. Back on track, that’s why subconsciously, we will do low pressure activities to let our body fill up glucose up in our brain.

Obviously, the writer didn’t take these factors in their research or other facts such as that another half of Malaysia who doesn’t take public carrier. How they can say that Malaysian don’t like book based on people in public transport while ignoring other half Malaysia that have their own transport. Maybe next week they will do another survey at traffic light and look at car owner during red light or rush hour. “Wow, none of these driver neither their passenger read book while waiting for red light nor the rush hour” “You are right, maybe they don’t like book neither” “So it is safe to conclude that Malaysians doesn’t read nor like book” “Yeah, now let’s go survey at KLCC park and write story why Malaysians so lazy these days”.

By the way, if you want to get a better and accurate survey. Make sure you consider other factors or do the appropriate approach. If I want to know whether Malaysian love book or not. I will go to their home and observe how many book in there. Now I know why only academia people can publish thesis and such. Maybe I do a thesis regarding Malaysian reading habits.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I'm not fat..I'm big boned..


If a person tell u that u gain weight..she got eyes problem..
When more 20 people say the same thing..it's time for pt (physical training) again..

Bout a year ago..I know this day will come..but I don't expect to come so sooner..
so I weight myself after the ROTU day parade..62 kg..

today, I just weight myself again.. 75 kg!!! wtf!!!

OMG!! what happen if i suppose to run for my life tomorrow..
I dun think I can run more than 10meter..

I need to do those physical training again..
I need to start running those 2km route again..
I need to do all that "tampar lalat"..
all those front supports..
hopping squares..
sit up..
squat jump..

aiyo..now it'll be much harder because I will not get paid like usual..