Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
You cannot force Murphy's Law to happen and you can't use it in reverse.
When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does.
Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.
Think about it, complete the circle.
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.
A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.
If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you'll push it to that distance.
If it looks good,
And it taste good,
And it feels good,
There has got to be something wrong some where,
So be careful.
Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way
When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.
Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later.
The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
If something is likely to happen AND desirable, it won't happen.
Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four.
If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.
Laws are like a spider web, in that it snares the poor and weak while the rich and powerful brake them.
Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong.
If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.
If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong.
The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes.
Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security.
If everything seems great, its already gone wrong.
The only time you're right, is when its about being wrong.
The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees its wrong.
If for some reason Murphy's Law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.
The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.
Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you.
You can't expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected
If you lose something that is replaceable (textbooks, clothing etc) as soon as you buy a replacement the original will surface.
Better to be a pessimist than an optimist because when you say the glass is half empty it will have to be refilled
When things are going right, you won't notice
And we'll end this page with something optimistic (don't hit me).
Don't worry about Murphy's Law, you know it's gonna happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!
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