Demotivational Poster Part 2

Taken from http://www.motifake.com/ and
http://www.motivationaltwist.com/

Demotivational Poster Part 1

Taken from http://www.motifake.com/ and
http://www.motivationaltwist.com/

Science Fact

1. Raindrops are not shaped like a teardrop (as they are almost always depicted in drawings) – they are actually spherical.

2. When something “sublimes” it turns directly into a gas from a solid – bypassing the liquid state. This is what would happen if you throw dry-ice into a fire.

3. Gorillas sleep in nests – they weave together soft foliage and bent branches from trees. Males tend to like sleeping on the ground while females like to have their nests in trees.

4. Champagne doesn’t fizz because of carbon dioxide – it fizzes because of dirt or dust. In a completely smooth glass with no dust molecules in it, champagne would be completely still.

5. Most digestion occurs, not in the stomach, but in the small intestine. This may be the reason that a person can be bulimic whilst still staying fat.

6. The red juice that comes out of rare steak is not blood – it is myoglobin a close relative of blood. Almost all the blood has been removed from a steak by the time it hits the market.

7. Plastic bags are better than paper bags for the environment. The manufacturing process that makes paper bags requires far more energy than that which produces plastic. Recycling paper bags takes more energy than recycling plastic, and paper bags take up more space in a landfill. Because landfills are usually airtight beneath the surface, paper and plastic are equally bad at biodegrading.

8. Polar bears are fascinating creatures. Their fur is transparent (not white), their skin is black (not white), and when kept in warm humid environments, their fur can turn green from algae.

9. Pet allergies are usually not allergies to fur but allergies to the animal’s dead skin, saliva, or waste matter. Regularly cleaning pets can dramatically reduce allergies.

10. The tongue map is a lie – you can taste all tastes on all parts of the tongue. The tongue map is derived from a discredited German paper from 1901.

11. When you hold a shell to your ear to hear the sea, the sound you hear is actually your own blood rushing through your veins! You can use any cup shaped object to hear this effect.

12. When you are alive, your brain is pink. When you die, it turns grey. While we describe the brain as “gray matter” and “white matter”, this is not a true description of its color.

13. Mercury, the fascinating liquid metal is not the only liquid metal. Gallium (Ga – pictured above) is solid at room temperature but will melt if held in your hand, caesium (Cs), and francium (Fr) – the second rarest naturally occurring element, can also be liquid at or near room temperature.

14. Dolphins don’t drink water – if they drank sea water it would make them ill and potentially kill them. They get all of their liquid needs through the foods they eat.

15. The Soviet Union was the first country to have a spacecraft on the moon – not the Unites States. In 1959, Luna 2 was the first craft to crash-land on the moon. In February, 1966, Luna 9 was the first soft-landed craft on the moon which relayed back pictures. Four months later, the United States landed its first craft on the moon (Surveyor I).

Taken from http://listverse.com/2011/01/03/15-science-factlets-you-dont-know/

Life

What is life?

I often listen to all kind of people say that to live your life to the fullest..
enjoy your life..

A few days ago, I was minding my own business and play an online game..then suddenly, a friend of mine pop up from nowhere and ask me what am I doing.

I respond, "Play game".

Then he reply, "Game is for someone who doesn't have a life.".




With smirky expression, he leave me because seems like I too preoccupied with my game.



Little did he know, his casual statement had make my mind spark up like crazy. It's like he has open my Pandora box. It's been a while my Pandora box is fully unleashed. So here I'm writing my 2 cents although I got big paper in 2 days.



The responded that my friend gave made me all thinking, what is a life? how dare he
inferred that I don't have a life? Am I a puppet to him? If I'm a puppet then he a sick man for talking to a puppet.

That's a silly point to make. I agreed. I just make a tiny joke to keep thing not too serious. Like the joker say, Why so serious?

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that everybody got the idea that life is what happen when we go out, meet other people, chit chat and have fun and stuff.

It's got to be to have interaction with other people, or going to places with people.

Now that's really bothered me.

For me, life is different based on everybody point of view. First of all, a great
thinker Serj Talkian say, "Life is but a dream". As I take it, anything that is a dream for a person that come true is a life for him. And for me, all I wish is to doing something that I truly like. And all I want right now is to play a game which I find very soothing.

As we only get 24 hour a day, most of the time of my life will be spend staring at this studious laptop and playing my online game.




When I at this make-believe place where magic is in the air. I found this soothing. The game could be addictive, but hey at least I'm not addictive to drug or sex.
It's not that I don't want to hang out with my friend at some shopping complex and watch some movies. And if you are my friend, then I want to say that I'm truly sorry if I hurt your feeling. But I find it that the game are more interesting then hanging out with you. Every time I want to go out, the same thing keep popping out of my head. Why am I doing this? Its not like I'm crapping money. And last time I check, the tree in front of my house don't grow money. And every outing would cost me lots of money and I die a little every time I ask funds from my parents. I just thing I shouldn't be the one keep asking the money for my entertainment.



Someone told me, we cannot be biased in making up choices. So we need to feel the both hot and cold first before we can decide which one we like. And don't get me wrong, I had live a life of going out. And I find it not so soothing as the game route. Because I need to be all dress up and putting up with people. the worst part is, I cannot fast forward the occasion. I just need to suck it up and take it like a man.

I'm not going to lie to u, there are multiple time that when I going out with somebody. All i think is when this all going to be over. Sometimes, I just step out and less than a minute the feeling comes.

But don't get me wrong. I'm not anti social. I will spend my arm and my leg for some truly worth it. I don't mind spending everyday with that someone......at least until I bored.

Definition

1. Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
2. Internet (noun) - The reason you are failing high school.
3. Thesaurus (noun) - The book that is also a dinosaur
4. Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
5. Friend (noun) - One of the many strangers on Facebook.
6. Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
7. No offense (phrase) - A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment
8. Twitter (noun) - The social network that your parents and close relatives haven't ruined for you yet.
9. Haha (noun) - This conversation is now over.
10. Sarcasm (noun) - The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.
11. Gullible (adjective) - A commonly used word that is not found in the dictionary.
12. Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if you say anything bad I will honestly punch your face off.
13. Keychain (noun) - A ring invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
14. Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
15. Teacher (noun) - An overeducated babysitter
16. Teacher (noun) - One who kills your love of books, math and science.
17. Synonym (noun) - A word you use when you can't figure out how to spell the other one.
18. Birthday (noun) - The one day per year that people you never talk to on Facebook post on your wall.
19. Happy Birthday (phrase) - I don't know you, but we're Facebook friends
20. Brand name (noun) - Paying more for something so that others know you're paying more for something.
21. Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually lost at puberty.
22. I'm not book smart, I'm street smart (phrase) - I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart.
23. Heels (noun) - Shoes invented by men to make running away harder.
24. I'm almost there (phrase) - I'm still doing my hair and haven't left yet.
25. Yellow light (noun) - Drive faster.
26. B.C. (abbreviation) - Before Computers.
27. Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
28. You look good (phrase) - You used to be fat.
29. Single and loving it (phrase) - Desperate and trying it hide it.
30. Strangers (noun) - The only ones with decent candy.
31. Final (noun) - A test designed by teachers to lower self esteem.
32. Ignorant (adjective) - Anyone who disagrees with you.
33. Lol (abbreviation) - I have nothing else to say.
34. Parents (noun) - People who blame innocent children for their mistakes and take credit for their successes.
35. Just saying (phrase) - A way to make insults sound like observations.
36. Procrastination (noun) - The art of screwing oneself over.
37. Nothing (noun) - Obviously something, just keep asking.
38. Love (noun) - A word you put between "I" and "you" when you want something.
39. Love (noun) - Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.
40. Nerd (noun) - The person you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult.
41. Valentine's Day (noun) - A day specifically designed to make single people feel bad about themselves.
42. I got a new phone and lost all my numbers (phrase) - I deleted your number because I hate you.
43. Money can't buy happiness (phrase) - A saying created by poor people to help curb their jealousy of the rich.
44. Flabbergasted (adjective) - The shock you experience when you realize how fat you've gotten.
45. Let's hang out sometime (phrase) - I feel bad that we don't talk anymore, so I hope saying this makes me feel better, even though we both know it isn't going to happen.
46. Alcohol (noun) - A drink that makes bad decisions look good.
47. We can still be friends (phrase) - This is going to be really awkward and I don't want to hang out with you ever again.
48. Texting (verb) - What one pretends to do in awkward situations.
49. Children (noun) - A source of legal slave labor.
50. You're a really nice guy (phrase) - I will never ever date you.
51. Good try (phrase) - You just failed, but I'm trying to be nice.
52. Remote control (noun) - An adhesive force between your butt and the sofa.
53. What's up? (phrase) - I don't care about what you have to say; just ask me the same thing back so I can talk about myself.
54. Mother-in-law (noun): Someone who has an irrational hatred for you.
55. Woman (noun) - Someone to make you sandwiches.
56. Happiness (noun) - When the waitress brings you your food.

Taken from http://grouchyrabbit.com/

Frank Sinatra - Something Stupid

I know I stand in line until you think you have the time
To spend an evening with me
And if we go someplace to dance, I know that there's a chance
You won't be leaving with me
And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you"

I can see it in your eyes
That you despise the same old lies you heard the night before
And though it's just a line to you, for me it's true
And never seemed so right before

I practice every day to find some clever lines to say
To make the meaning come through
But then I think I'll wait until the evening gets late and I'm alone with you
The time is right, your perfume fills my head, the stars get red and, oh, the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you"



The time is right, your perfume fills my head, the stars get red and, oh, the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all by sayin' something stupid like "I love you"

I love you
I love you