OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!

OMG!!

Today I accidentally hit a cat with my car..

Nice Quote

Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.

If you have a clear mind, you don't get to think

To be a successful person, you need to succeed

A person who writes a law has never experienced it before

If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing

If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee

Never teach a pig to sing. It waste your time and annoys the Pig.

a winner should quit, a quitter is sure to win

Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is nothing but competence in incompetency

Coincedence doesn not exist, everything happens for a random reason

If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going

The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.

If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

The future is like now, only longer

A smoking pipe gives a wise man something to think about, and a fool something to stick in his mouth

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience

Dilbert 08

Read this strip..n thing again before u started asking people for assistance..

Something so obvious..

In a movie a single Ninja is an unstoppable semi-immortal and mysterious killing machine. As their number increases the ninja progressively becomes more of a bumbling fumbling idiot. Also applies to thugs, mobsters, gangs and superheroes.

Kurosagi quote

The things that neither you nor I can do, no matter how hard we try..

there are monsters in this world that can do it in two minutes

Broadband with extra savings (Part 1)

Last moth, for some reason suddenly my internet start to crash tremendously. So I have to call the call center. The call center person stated that my wireless broadband package volume quota is 3 GB. The call center person added that I had exceed the volume quota available which is recorded 7 GB under my account.

Thus, I will experiencing low internet connection, stability until next month arrive when the whole volume quota system will reset and start from zero. The call center person also recommended me to not exceed the quota or otherwise I will experience low connectivity again.

Hence, as this month began. I start to monitor my data usage carefully so I won't exceed the volume quota. As I started to monitor my data usage, I also do a little research regarding this whole internet connection stuff. Upon my discovery, I stumbled upon many amazing facts which I want to share with everyone.

List of all our local service provider

(Noted that the actual amount might vary from what stated below)

As you can see, this is pretty much all the broadband provider within Malaysia. I'm using Maxis wireless broadband right now. The 3GB Volume Quota with RM98 monthly charge (minus RM10 because I'm postpaid user).

I'm sure you are comparing all the package available right now. And all you can think like "My plan is not bad after all..", "What is this kid trying to do..", "I wonder if I should change my broadband package..", "Is this for real...

Unfortunately, I cannot tell you due to the time constraint..

I'm sorry I have to stop here right now..

stay tuned for Part 2 of this...

wkwkwkwkwkw....

Sources from:

http://asylum60.blogspot.com/2009/10/if-you-have-problems-reading-this.html

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/39223-malaysias-broadband-quality-is-below-par-says-oxford-study-

http://maxis.com.my/personal/broadband/wired_package.asp

http://maxis.com.my/personal/broadband/wireless_allplans.asp

http://www.celcom.com.my/broadband/html/wireless_bundle.html

http://www.digi.com.my/internet/broadband/packages_contractfree.html

http://www.streamyx.com.my/get_streamyx/get_streamyx.php?id=getstreamyx_package_standard

http://www.streamyx.com/promotions/promotions.php?id=streamyxcombo

http://home.singtel.com/bbmobile/

http://home.singtel.com/singtel/index.html#cinternet

http://www.pacific.net.sg/personal/cable/plans.htm

http://www.starhub.com/broadband/homebroadband.html

http://www.starhub.com/broadband/mobilebroadband.html

http://www.oanda.com/convert/classic

Murphy's Law

Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

You cannot force Murphy's Law to happen and you can't use it in reverse.

When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does.

Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.

Think about it, complete the circle.

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.

The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo

The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.

A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.

If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you'll push it to that distance.

If it looks good,

And it taste good,

And it feels good,

There has got to be something wrong some where,

So be careful.

Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way

When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later.

The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

If something is likely to happen AND desirable, it won't happen.

Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four.

If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.

Laws are like a spider web, in that it snares the poor and weak while the rich and powerful brake them.

Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong.

If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.

If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong.

The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.

Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes.

Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security.

If everything seems great, its already gone wrong.

The only time you're right, is when its about being wrong.

The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees its wrong.

If for some reason Murphy's Law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.

The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible

Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.

Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you.

You can't expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected

If you lose something that is replaceable (textbooks, clothing etc) as soon as you buy a replacement the original will surface.

Better to be a pessimist than an optimist because when you say the glass is half empty it will have to be refilled

When things are going right, you won't notice

And we'll end this page with something optimistic (don't hit me).

Don't worry about Murphy's Law, you know it's gonna happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!

All this Murphy's law are taken from

http://www.murphys-laws.com/

New favorite quote..

I just found my new favorite quote..

"The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his superior skill"

taken from Murphy's war law

from

http://militaryofmalaysia.blogspot.com/

original source

http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-war.html

Exception to the rules

Everybody need to know that there always an exception to the rule..

It was raining dog & cat on the few others day..

So I decided to be a Mr Nice Guy and send friends of mine to their hostel..

Unfortunately, it all just remain a nice thought..

This is because I cannot send them to their hostel because we been blocked by the security guard. Just a moment away before I could drive in, the security guard quickly close the gate as a clear signal that STUDENT CANNOT ENTER THE HOSTEL AREA USING VEHICLE!!!

I totally understand that rule, I'm not some loon who couldn't understand something so simple. We are undergraduate for god sake. But then, all I ask is just an exception to the rule. All I wanted to do is just send a few guy to their hostels. Is it too much to ask?

I always follow the rules, I completely understand that rules are made to simplify our life. But sometimes we need to ignore the rules. Focus on the people. This whole situation reminds me of the Terminal movie with Tom Hanks as their lead role. The situation when a stranger brought a medicine for his dad but he didn't have paper because he didn't know. The supervisor follow the rule & end up being a total jackass.

This is just a friendly reminder to all people, especially to law enforcer and people with authority. Follow the rules, and remember there always exception to the rules.

A tale of bunny and turtle..

I'm sure everybody have heard the race between bunny and turtle & how the turtle beat the crap out of the bunny..

It supposed to teach us something about the perseverance & work hard...

Enough said, there are a lot of version of this rabbit and turtle race..

but I like the fairy tail version..

in the version, like all version, the bunny lost the first race.

but then the bunny ask for a rematch..and yes, as we guess it the bunny won the rematch..

matter fact, the turtle only won the very first race because of the rabbit negligence..

it's an absolute pure coincidence that a turtle can won..

but then, the turtle who had won before..

think it can recreate the moment..

then the rematch go on and on until a thousand rematch..

the turtle achieve nothing but lose all the time..

so the ratio is 1:999...

moral of the story : nurture vs nature = nature wins

Nurture Vs Nature

It's been on everybody wish-list to win this fight..

However, we just can't win this war..

we are just like a cockroach compare to them..

there are always a gap between we and them..

It is a useless struggle..

no matter how much effort we put up with..

we are nothing but loon and daffy in a fool's paradise..

we are supposed to lost this war..

it's already decided from the beginning...

ROTFPIMPLMAO bila tgk gmbr ni..

http://today-joke.blogspot.com/

Selamat Hari Raya & Maaf Zahir dan Batin

I design this image last year as 1 of my assignment in electronic publishing..

this assignment required us to created a Hari Raya Card..

This image also a tribute to South Park..one of my all time favorite cartoon..

Dilbert 07

Hehehe..now I know the fine line between management n not management..

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are sellingWINDOWS?


taken from http://today-joke.blogspot.com/

Quote from Honey & Clover..

They say falling in love makes girls beautiful, but..

..it just turns guys into clowns

into sad, pathetic clowns..

Takumi Mayama (Honey & Clover)

A very interesting story..I seen the manga, the anime, the movie & the drama too..

I guess I just another die hard fan of Honey & Clover..

huhuhu..

Dilbert 06

After seeing thousand of Dilbert sketch..

sometimes I wonders..

Is this really happening in the real world?

How to spend RM1K..

My top 5 wishlist

1. Dumbell

2. Shoes

3. Pay my hp bill

4. Shirt

5. New car stereo

Hmmm..I wonder..

will all this wishlist came true?

Fact about food

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

100 POINTER

At last..after hundred of money & hour wasted..
I reach the level 100..
next goal level 200.. (-.-)"'

Translate this..

I was hangout with some friends of mine at Old Town near KLCC when a group of Chinesse ladies happen to sat beside our table..then a friends of mine who happen to know that I can speaks in Chinesse asks me what on earth are they talking about. Then I told her that these Chinesse ladies are speaking in Kantonesse which is unfortunate for us because I'm only speaking Mandarin. Surprisingly, my other friend starts taking interest on the fact that I can speak Mandarin. I was cool for the first 10minutes as I get this kind of attention all the time. But then, she keep on asking me to translate various item or word to mandarin.

When she ask, what is "I love you" in chinesse. I replied " Wo ai ni"

Then, what is "I want to hit you". Consequently, "Wo yao ta ni"

hence, what is "coffee", "tea". "ka fei", "cha"

"computer", "car" and "kuala lumpur". "tian nao", "che" & "Ji lom po"

and then the list go on and on and on..

However, there are few things that I can't translate..

that because I graduated from Chinesse school like 9 years ago.

there tons of Mandarin word slip out of my brain

furthermore, I only get "C" in my Mandarin Language..

What upset me most is when I couldn't answer her translation when it is too difficult for me such as "watchin movies", "parking lot", "oil station".

(Note : It's not like I didn't know, it just that I forgot)

Hence, not the couldn't answer upset me. It just the way she respond when I say I don't know. I act all cool but deep in my heart, I just wan't to tear up this girl.

In my defense, we are not perfect. We usually forgot everything we supposed to know. I usually forgot what is today date, even worse sometimes I confused what year is now.

Furthemore, its like you guys know English any better. We all been learning english from we are kindergarden and till now, on university stage. We still learning it. Yet, most of us still inconfident with ourself and don't know most of the word. Sometimes, we even choke ourself up when a lecturer told us to respond in english.

Thus, instead for make fun of me for have such a lousy capacity in remembering..how bout take a look around.. U are certainly not the pick of the dish either.

(Why Im being so emotional over something so ridiculous??)

Moral of the stories : Never assume someone is good at something just because that someone been there and done that. And..NEVER NEVER and NEVER ask me for any difficult Mandarin translation anymore. If I doing such a great job in translation, right now I probably working as translator for Chinesse corporate.

Interesting quote

This is a few nice quote I read yesterday on Perempuan magazine July 09 issues by Wan Adam in the article "Mencari Makna Yang Tersirat"..

(ignore the lousy translation..focus on the brilliant quote..)

- No matter where it is, a snake never forget the hole.

- Don't be a snake friend if u scared to get bitten.

- Only a good rider can ride a wild horse.

- A huge rat won't get eaten by the cat.

- Diligent nest-making bird won't wet by the rain.

- Shady tree will attract birds.

- Never chop down a tree for its fruit.

- A cup didn't need two spoons.

- Empty glass won't satisfy one thirst

- Sharp or blunt - Knife will remain a knife.

- Bigger pot require more oil.

- No matter how beauty a toilet is, it remain for potty only.

- No matter how small a rock is, when gather it will become a mountain.

- If u afraid to get scold by grass, don't be friend with the weed.

- When the money talk, righteous & justice will silent.

- Only stonegrave won't be catch

- A brought love shatter quickly.

- Money have two face - Black & White

- It is fortunate that we lost the shoe instead of our leg.

- Those who slit bamboo shoot won't get the bamboo.

Dilbert 05

This a very good example of what happening everyday right now. This is a situation which is called a "6th degree separation". We seldom realise that what we do today, even the tiny thing, made a huge impact to the world around us.

Unfortunately, today I wont focus on what is the "6th degree separation". You can google it yourself. Look at this strip again, this happen to us often than we expected. When someone angry at you, you will release the anger to someone else. Hence, that someone else absolutely will chain the anger to someone else. The cycle of anger will not end until someone eventually get hurt. So let us be the bigger person, when someone throw a random hostility to you. Stop the anger chain. It's not worth to pass the cycle. Let it go and let it be. Someday you will get the picture.

Dilbert 04

Learning Mandarin..

Today I official go to the Mandarin class..

what a way to begin it all.. I heard that nobody will be able to join the class because it is so packed & too many competitor to join the class..

but somehow..someway..I manage to join in like stealing candy from a baby..a blind baby...hehehe..

it is an exciting class because we get to learn a new language..

but not for me..yet it fun to learn it again...

which it bring me back to when i was in primary school when i loathed the class tremendously..

I can't imagine that something I hate when I was a kid would come back a give me a free ride to get closer to 4 flat..hehehe..

maybe i should stay out of radar & doing thing discreetly...nah

screw them..I'm living my life the way I want it to be..

I have a dream..

I have a nice dream last night..

A very very nice one. Then I have to wake up because I have to go to class..

Why does this keep happening to me??

30 KM

I just can't believe that the gap between my home to my class is 30KM. That's lot of KM to be consider. But then we should count our blessing instead of cursing on something we can't do anything about. I should be thankful that I have a wheel to drive on & can enjoy beautiful scenery from the 45 minutes drive. Hence, I can feel that my driving skills are improving tremendously. Did I forgot to mention that I'm driving to class now? How silly of me...

Last Friday on my way back home, I was began to imagine that I was Jay Chou (Takumi) from the Initial D movie. Only the different is I'm not a tofu boy & he not an undergraduate. Maybe someday, instead of 45 minutes drive it'll be a 5 minutes drive.(Which is impossible due to the traffic light and the traffic during the rush hour)

p/s : I still remember the last 3 year when the gap between my place & my class is just a stone throw away. Well, maybe a few stones throw away. Well, things change eventually..

Dilbert 03

Good point..so we should ignore the horoscope for now on..

since I'll putting lots of sketches from Dilbert due to their creative & brilliant jokes & puns..

thus i will placing the title with number in order to keep track of them..

Another sketch from Dilbert

This is absolutely so funny..

I laugh horribly when d first time I read this sketch...

Sketch from Dilbert

Nice point of view...

Too complicated

Here something interesting..

When the space organization NASA first started sending up astronauts they discovered ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To solve the problem, NASA scientists spent ten years and $12 billion to develop a pen that would write in zero gravity, upside down, under water, on all types of surface, and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

Moral : Sometimes things are simpler that we think..

inspirational quote...???

today i would like to share a quote by Fry from futurama. It's about the Aesop story of the grasshopper and the ants. Yet, with a little alteration, the quote somehow becoming interesting and somehow inspirational every time i read it.

Fry : "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the ant. All year long the ant kept burying acorns for winter while the grasshopper mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the ant died, and the grasshopper ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

also a quote from Homer Simpsons regarding respect

“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!”

last but not least, another quote from Homer regarding askin help from "higher being"..

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, Please save me Superman

Pining for

If u wanna called it heartache,
then i should regret those thing
i miss her....
if u wan d pain to go away,
better suck up your pride n admit
u lose her........
let her go........
move on...
let her go..
move on..

Smile

I'm always staring at the sky at night
hoping for a shooting star
so I can make 1 lousy wish
so next time when u passing me by
u would glance at me
give me a nice honest smile then walk away
if a smile is too much to ask
then a simple glance is more than enough..

gap

even u are there around me
the gap seems broaden every time i move
the wall continue growing
growing too fast
circling your heart
till it seem impossible for me
to penetrate and break it down
too solid for my bare hand
seems like it'll remain just a dream
an innocent dream
will remain nothing but a dream
regardless
how hard this daffy try...

watch the sky

at night i watch the sky..
gazing up the sky
staring into the space
glaring at the star
seeking for 1 star that doesn't shine
under the night sky,
we, who are whistling for a lousy wish
will remain nothing, but a fool
to think the star can hear our whisper

cat & firefly

Firefly, close with river bcuz of nature
Cat, stay away the river bcuz of the nature


while firefly like other together
the cat like to keep for itself


firefly is a simple creature
why the cat is so misterious?


Now I'm wonder..

is cat & firefly can really be together??


for the cat nothing to the firefly
just a kitty distract by a thread ball
drowse within the daylight nap
drifting in a naive dream
innocently,
strolling in the forest
along the river stream
searching for a firefly
the one that swirled away,abonding me
leaving nothing but memories & those dreams..

7 lousy word

starin out d window
lookin at d ppl below
listenin 2 d insect
i'm waitin
n wonderin
when will u passin by?
will i notice when u r walkin down d alley
so i can scream out those 7 lousy word

even if i scream my lung out
i guess u will never heard my voice
bcuz u already out of my world
somewhere only i cannot reach..
just snooping from far away..
hoping endlessly..
if u can only hear those 7 lousy word..

apa yang penting??

apa yang penting??

(kpd sesapa yg tau apa jwpn dia jgn aa mlu2 nk jwb kuat2 n penuh p'rsa'n yek..)

huhuhu..

Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade

this song i wud like to dedicate to a person who has a voice like a duck..
although the person a voice like a duck..
the person is so special and important to me..
so it doesnt matter to me if the person is sound like a duck..
to me..it is the most wonderful voice i very heard..
i really really wish we cud start all over again..



Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade

The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before?
I know you don't think that I am trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind

Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed, but I have loved you from the start

Ohh, but hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind

Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It's impossible

So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in, I'm yours to keep
And hold on to your words 'cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight when you're asleep

Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind

Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind

Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

Tomorrow

I hope I can see tomorrow
Days when I can smile free....
I hope I can last till tomorrow
otherwise it'll just you sitting all alone...
I hope I'd vision of tomorrow
so I know where to search for it...
I hope I heard any voice of tomorrow
then my adrenaline will still bleed...

but WHAT DO I KNOW??
WHAT DO I KNOW??

How do I know there's will be a tomorrow?
What if there is no tomorrow...
nothing..

-but sorrow
-and hollow

Will I still struggle till today's midnight?
or squat hopelessly
letting my tears bleed
then drown within it
because too afraid that there's is no tomorrow.....